The Texas Rangers’ shortstop, Corey Seager, was all set to make a glorious return to Dodger Stadium. You know, like a high school reunion but with fewer awkward conversations and more fastballs. But alas, he couldn’t make it due to an injury. Talk about a plot twist, right?

The Hero We Needed: Remembering Seager’s Glory Days

Yes, Corey Seager, the guy who helped the Dodgers win the World Series in 2020, was supposed to come back and bask in the glory of all those adoring fans. Instead, he’s probably at home with an ice pack binge-watching “Friends.” Corey, if you wanted a day off, you could’ve just said your goldfish died. Maybe it’s time to buy a calendar and circle ‘career choices’ next.

The Injury: A Bizarre Twist of Fate

The injury bug bit Seager, and let’s be real, injuries are the worst. It’s like getting a flat tire on your way to the best party of the year. “Sorry, can’t make it, got a hamstring injury!” Sure, Corey. And the dog ate your homework, too. It’s like the universe handed him a “get out of jail free” card, but he used it to escape a victory lap.

The Anticipation: Fans Ready for a Hero’s Welcome

Now, for those who might not remember, Corey Seager was the 2020 World Series MVP. He was the hero we didn’t deserve but the one we needed. His return to Dodger Stadium was supposed to be this epic homecoming, the kind of stuff Hollywood movies are made of. Instead, it’s more like one of those artsy indie films where nothing happens, but everyone pretends it’s deep. Come on, Corey, even George R.R. Martin finishes a book faster than you made it back to the field.

The Reality: A No-Show

Dodgers fans were ready. They had their jerseys, their signs, and probably some emotional speeches prepared. But instead of a tearful reunion, they got the baseball equivalent of a “new phone, who dis?” “Hey, it’s Corey. Sorry I missed you. I’m out with an injury. Maybe next time.” It’s like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a soggy PB&J sandwich instead.

The Rangers: Laughing All the Way

And you know who’s having the last laugh? The Rangers. They’re probably thinking, “We got this guy with a World Series MVP under his belt, and we still manage to sideline him. Classic us!” It’s like winning a Ferrari in a raffle and then realizing it doesn’t have an engine. Great job, Texas, you’ve outdone yourself.

Corey Seager: Here’s to a Speedy Recovery

In all seriousness, injuries are no joke, and we wish Corey a speedy recovery. But come on, missing out on a return to Dodger Stadium? That’s like skipping your own wedding because you got a paper cut. Maybe next time, Corey, try bubble wrap.

So here’s to you, Corey. Get well soon, buddy. Next time you plan a dramatic return, maybe skip the injury part. And Dodgers fans, don’t worry. You’ll get your hero’s welcome eventually. Just not today. Until then, I guess we’ll have to settle for reruns of 2020.

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